It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but hi! s later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to
the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with
someone else who kneads it :D
Well, have a great day!
Chloe
posted by EoLhC @ 5:59 AM
3 Comments:
You are not the only one sick of singing. I was also tiered. Do you remember all of the parents giving gifts to there children? Well, I was wondering if I was going to get something. I didn't but all of my favorite songs on the radio. (That was not a gift that is just how the music went.) Well, I am going to let you go for now. Love BB
my weeked was very good.
so sad pore pillsbury doughboy died! I am sure going to miss him! :( WEll my weekend was ok. good news I am not cursed anymore WOO Hooo. I thought I should add that!
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